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![]() It’s a bit more complicated than the original, and far more derivative of other sports sequels (particularly Rocky II & III), and yet - possibly for those exact reasons - it might even be better than the first film.īoth Goon films focus on Seann William Scott’s Doug Glatt. And yet Goon: Last of the Enforcers manages to pull it off. It was such a perfect mixture of ingredients, in fact, that the prospect of a sequel recreating them aren’t great. A total charm-bomb with a surprising amount of blood and heart, Jay Baruchel’s ode to hockey (co-written by Evan Goldberg and directed by Michael Dowse) had all the right ingredients for a nearly perfect small sports movie one could enjoy without knowing a damn thing about hockey. Goon didn’t exactly set the mainstream world on fire when it came out in 2011, but I bet most people who saw it found themselves under its spell. ![]() And the performers own the content, meaning they earn residuals, which is not the case on a regular studio shoot.Īfter that, firefighting was impossible. They get together, have sex on camera, and then publish the content on the paid streaming websites they own. Except no one is getting paid today: This is a trade shoot, also known as a content trade, which means that the performers organize the shoot on their own time, shoot it with their own gear, and handle their own paperwork. ![]() Michael Vegas, the man in the red tracksuit, is about to shoot a porno. Studio lights and a digital 4K camera on a tripod face the gray couch in front of the windows. Otherwise, the set-a standard king on the sixth floor of the Trump International Tower-is pretty much ready to go. When he comes back a few seconds later, he tells me that we have a problem. He checks the closets and drawers without success. In a hotel room in Las Vegas, a barefoot man in a red tracksuit is frantically searching through his luggage. |
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